25 Things

I'm struggling for good blog material right now.  Until I find something else to talk about, how about we talk about me?  Really, I'll do the talking (writing), and you can do the reading. I never did the whole "25 Things" thing when it was going around on Facebook.  Better late than never, right?  Plus, I'm sure you've been dying to know more about me.  I tried really hard to come up with random facts that you might not know.  So, without further ado, here are 25 semi-interesting-at-best tidbits about yours truly.

1.  I sleep curled up in a ball.

2.  I can't eat a popsicle without rinsing it off first.

3.  I'm a fan of Eminem, Pink, and Avril.  Apparently, I like artists with a bad attitude.

4.  I have two freckles on the bottom of my right foot.

5.  On road trips, my snack of choice from a gas station pit stop is always a Cookies N Cream Hershey's Bar.  If for some reason I'm not in the mood for chocolate, then it's either Laffy Taffy or Air Heads.

6.  I don't watch or read the news; I'd rather not know what's going on.

7.  I love to shop for anything.  I get overly excited about perfect purchases. 

8.  I can't sleep with socks on.

9.  A Few Good Men and Shawshank Redemption are the movies I will always stop and watch on tv.

10.  I really want to have twins.

11.  I think tiramisu smells better than it tastes.

12.  I don't throw away old tennis shoes.  I still have my last six or seven pairs.

13.  My left thumb is double-jointed.

14.  I have to read something - anything (book, magazine, email, facebook, twitter) - before turning out the light almost every night.

15.  I have been parasailing once.  The rope keeping me attached to the boat broke.

16.  When I get excited about a project, it's all I can think about.

17.  I don't like driving at night.

18.  I sleep in retainers.

19.  I like the taste of Dimetapp, liquid Tylenol, and some cough syrups.

20.  I love dogs.  I would have tons of them as pets if they wouldn't make my house dirty and weren't so expensive.

21.  I wear a camisole underneath my shirt almost every day.

22.  My handwriting is a connected print.

23.  I am terrified of technology taking over the world.

24.  Pipes creep me out.  I don't like to look under sinks, in janitor closets, boiler rooms, etc.

25.  I like being told I'm just like my dad.  He's a good guy.

Well, did you learn anything new?  Do we have anything in common?

2010: Done

When one year ends and the next begins, a recap post of the past year's adventures is in order.  Or at least that's what I'm learning from reading other blogs.  So I figure, why not? I'll do a recap post, too. But first, how about some stats?  Wordpress sent me an email the other day that had all these fun facts about how I did as a blogger in 2010.  I managed to crank out 164 posts during the year! Not too shabby, eh?  When I decided to start this blog, I thought I'd easily write a minimum of 200 in a year.  Obviously that was before I actually wrote a post and realized how time consuming they can be.  Uploading pictures doesn't happen at the snap of my fingers, unfortunately.  My first several posts took me hours to do! I was so lost.  Luckily for me (and Doc, who doesn't like it when I spend the entire night with the computer in my lap), I'm getting a little bit faster at spitting them out now.

Did you know that I can tell how many people view my blog each day?  It's true, I can.  According to the email, April 19th was my busiest day, when my blog was viewed 99 times.  Really? One more person couldn't have looked at it to push me into triple-digits? Geez.  My daily average is no where near that many views.  On a day that I publish a post, I receive around 30 or 40 views.  On other days, I may only get somewhere in the teens, sometimes even less.  I can really tell when you teachers are out of school and not getting on your computers regularly!

Over the entire year, my little corner of the internet was viewed about 4,300 times.  I don't know if I should feel proud you readers cared to check in on me that many times, or scared that all of my silly stories and grammatical errors have been seen that often.  It'll be interesting to look back next year and see how Give Everybody Nice Sweaters does in 2011 by comparison.

Another thing Wordpress can do is tell me how viewers came to find my blog.  As most of you know, I've got my privacy settings set so GENS won't show up in search results, so I can really only see that you guys come from links in your email or from your Google Readers.  Maybe one day I'll get brave and make the blog public so we can see what crazy searches lead googlers my way.  Possibly searches on the song lyric the blog's title comes from, or searches on making fabric banners, choosing paint colors for your house, cupcakes in jars, or how to turn a hutch into a puppet stage.  Heck, we might even get a few visitors from searches about how alpacas like to do it.

So, who's ready for that recap?

January's when this little blog got started.  It was a New Year's Resolution of mine and one I'm glad I stuck with.  My family and I went on a ski trip in North Carolina and when I got home, I helped redecorate a friend's master bedroom.

February was hard.  I tackled a really old mantle that had lots of lead paint on it, and then decided it was time to kick the ol' caffeine habit.

In March, my birthday month, I finally got around to hanging pictures on one of our bare walls.

April had its ups and downs.  I got a New Boss at work, which has been interesting, but Doc and I also went on a fun trip to New Orleans with friends.

Our first anniversary was in May and Doc surprised me with a trip to New York!

In June, we turned a headboard into a bench, lost Minnie for a few hours, and then went on a fun beach vacation with our friends.

In July I turned Doc's trash into my treasure and then hosted a baby shower for three of my friends.

The parties didn't stop there.  In August we had a girls' weekend in Greenwood, MS where we learned how to cook at the Viking Cooking School, and then I prepared for an upcoming shower Doc and I were hosting.

The Couples' Shower was in September and so was the Heimke wedding that I helped coordinate.

In October I got to stand by Jenny while she married Darrin.  Later in the month, Doc and I went on a weekend trip with Chris and Allison and I decided that I love life on the farm.

November was busy! I spent all my free time in the shop getting ready for the sale, but we managed to squeeze in time to take family pictures and build a lemonade stand.

December was busy with all the normal holiday festivities, but we also had the shop sale, completed another half marathon (Doc running, me cheering), and attended our first ever one-ring circus.

And there ya have it: 2010 all crammed into one post.  So far 2011 has already knocked me down with a stomach bug, but my fingers are crossed that it's going to make a comeback and end up giving 2010 a run for its money.  I guess we'll see...

Stomach Bug

I have been sick.  Very sick.  Probably the sickest I can ever remember being. (Warning: TMI coming right up.)

It started late Sunday night.  Doc and I rented a movie (Valentine's Day...meh) and were settled in on the couch watching it.  With about 30 minutes or less left in the movie, I realized I needed to use the restroom.  But rather than getting up and going then, I waited for the movie to finish.  Upstairs in the bathroom, I went about my business and everything was fine. Doc and I both ironed our clothes for work on Monday and got in bed.

Less than an hour of being in bed, I had to get up for another bathroom break.  A few minutes later I was back in bed but feeling like that probably wasn't going to be my last bathroom break of the night.  Sure enough, I was up and at 'em again about 15 minutes later.  By this point, my stomach was really hurting and I could tell it was going to be a long night.  I quietly grabbed my phone and pillow and headed downstairs to the couch.  I didn't want to bother Doc since I knew he had a full work day ahead of him on Monday.

Downstairs, I got Minnie out of her kennel and let her lay on the couch with me (I knew she'd just bark if I didn't).  I closed the blinds, grabbed a few throw blankets, positioned my pillow, and got settled in.  About 5 minutes later I found myself sprinting to the bathroom.  Afterwards, I headed to the kitchen and  searched our medicine cabinets for something to take.  I found a bottle of Maalox, read the instructions, and took two heaping teaspoons.

The Maalox didn't get a chance to work.  Minutes after swallowing it I was hovering over the toilet, throwing it all up.  It was bad.  I hate throw up.  HATE it.  As in, it makes me scared to have kids because they might do that and I'm the one that would have to deal with it.  When I throw up (which is not very often, I'll do anything in my power to keep it from coming up) it always makes me cry.  That's how much I hate it.

When I finally felt like I could leave the bathroom, I made my way back to the couch, picked up my phone, and called Doc.  He was very disoriented when he woke up.  Why was I calling him and why wasn't I in bed?  Between tears, I asked if he could come downstairs.   By this time it was 11:42 pm.

Doc came downstairs and calmed me down.  I took sips of gatorade and he covered me up in blankets.  I told him I would be ok and he could go back to bed.

About an hour later I was running to the bathroom again.  More throw up.  More tears.  Got up and called Doc again and he came back down.  By this time I felt awful.  I couldn't lie still and I couldn't hold my head up.  Everything hurt.

At 2:00 am I called my mom to see if she had any medicine.  She said she did and Doc met my dad halfway to get it.  The medicine was over five years old and probably expired, but my body didn't let me keep it in long enough to see if it would even help.

The pattern repeated all night long.  Run to bathroom, throw up.  Sit there sweating until I can stand up.  Immediately need to use the bathroom.  Make my way back to couch.  Sip of gatorade.  Just as I start to doze off, jump up from couch and start over.

Doc went upstairs to bed at 2:50 and didn't come back down until 6.  I told him I'd been at it all night.  He could tell I hadn't had any sleep.  He wanted to take me to the hospital but  I said I didn't have the energy to go anywhere.  I was well on my way to becoming dehydrated.  Still using the bathroom but now only dry heaving since my stomach was empty.

I asked him to just try to get a prescription called in for me.  He left a message for the on-call nurse practitioner from the clinic I use.  The practitioner didn't call him back until 7:45.  Finally, sometime after 8, a prescription was called.  Doc went to pick it up and was home by 9:15.   He gave me two pills - as he described them: one for the ups and one for the downs.

The pills knocked me out cold.  I was glad, since I'd had zero sleep during the night.  My mom and Doc both called all day long to check on me.  My new routine became answer phone, talk for a minute, take sip of water, fall back asleep.  I didn't get out of the bed until 5:15 that evening, and that was just to move to the couch so Doc could wash the sheets.

I was back in bed around 9 Monday night.  I still felt exhausted and slept through the night even though I'd slept all day.  Today I woke up sore all over.  Everything hurts - my stomach muscles, my back, my head.  I tried to get up for work but it hurt too much to stand up straight.  I took more medicine and fell back to sleep.  At lunch, Doc came home to check on me.  He gave me a heating pad and told me to alternate it between my back and my stomach.  It has helped a lot and I'm starting to feel much better.

Doc lived up to his nickname and has doctored me back to health.  I don't know where I'd be without him!  Thanks, Doc, for staying up with me, lysol-ing the whole house, cleaning the sheets, making me peanut butter sandwiches, taking care of Minnie, and everything else you've done the last 48 hours.  I love you!

T'Neck Challenge: Complete!

I'm happy to say I am NOT wearing a turtleneck today! And I didn't wear one yesterday either.  That's right, folks; this past Monday was the day I ran out of my beloved turtlenecks. I have officially updated my turtleneck pictures for the last time.  As I scrolled through the pictures for a good look at my collection, few things jumped out to me that you may have noticed too.  Like, for example, the fact that on days four, five, and six, I'm wearing the exact same turtleneck, just in different colors.  Same story goes for days eleven, twelve, and thirteen.  I guess when I find a turtleneck I like, I go ahead and stock up (and then wear them back to back to back).  You may have also noticed that there are at least two solid black, two solid brown, and two solid cream turtlenecks.  A girl can't have too many of the basics.  Oh, and the pageant hair?  Yea, that's a result of these pictures being taken RIGHT after I took the rollers out of my hair each day.  Don't worry, it doesn't stay that way for long.

I piled my turtlenecks up as I wore them because I didn't want to accidentally wear one twice.  I'm so glad all of these can be put away now and will no longer be hanging out on the floor of my closet!

So how many days did I make it?  The answer is....29.  Twenty-nine days of wearing turtlenecks.   Phew!  I happen to know that I have two more under the tree (because I wrapped them myselft) so with that in mind, it's safe to say I can go a whole month wearing just turtlenecks.  Surely not many people can say that. 

I wonder who won the contest...let's take a look at the comments:

Patricia:  My pick is 42. MEW: 54 Poppa: 34 Emily:  I say you can go....hmmmm...42 days. Emily:  Ah! Someone else said 42.  Okay, I say 44 then. Mom:  I'm going to say 38. Kim:  I'm going with 29. Allison:  I think  you've got 31. Jenny:  25 - it's Christmas-y. Jillybean:  37 Beth:  29

Go figure it's the number that two people chose!!   (By the way, you guys had some serious faith in my collection.)

So, about that totally awesome prize I promised....  I intended to make something fun and awesome to give away, but time just got away from me.  So last week I decided the prize would be a cute new turtleneck for the winner to call their own.  That's fitting, right?  So, Beth, expect a turtleneck to be coming your way soon!  And Kim, since you're a turtleneck-aphobe, I guess I'll get you a cute turtleneck-less shirt.  Just let me know what size.

Congrats, winners!  And thanks everyone for playing along.  Don't freak out the next time you see me and my neck is exposed.  

A Time To Give

[Warning: this post is not for anyone who gets squeamish about the talk of needles, blood, or veins.  I'm looking at you, Doc.] Last Monday, I received a call from a local hospital's blood bank.  They needed my blood.  Gulp. I've given blood before, which is how they knew my blood type and to call me, and even though it doesn't hurt or bother me, I still make myself nervous about giving it.  I wish I could have gone right that moment to give - then I wouldn't have had time to think about it.  Instead, an appointment was made for Wednesday.  Sigh...two days to think about it.

So, why did they need my blood?  Because I'm A negative.  A quick wikipedia search tells me that's rare.  In fact, out of 307 million people in the United States, only 6.3% are A negative.  O positive is the most common blood type.   While few people may share my blood type, A negative blood can be given to four different blood types.  The only type that beats that is O negative, which is a match for all blood types.  On the downside, an A negative patient can only receive A negative or O negative blood.  Let's hope I never need a blood transfusion.

For this blood bank, I usually donate platelets.  I've done it a handful of times and the experience really isn't bad.  It takes a couple of hours (my little veins take 2.5 hours for one bag, others can do two bags in less than 2 hours) and you get to lay under a nice heated blanket and watch a movie.  Afterwards there's always a drink and a snack.  Another perk for me is that I can do it during the workday without having to use vacation time.  Wednesday afternoon nap while on the clock?  Don't mind if I do.

So my appointment time arrived and I gathered my things and drove over to the blood bank.

Don't think this is the type of place you can just barge into and steal a bunch of blood.  Nope, similar to a jewelry store, you have to ring the doorbell and show your face before they'll open the door for you to come in.  But once inside, everyone is super nice and glad you're there!

First stop is the interview room.

This is where they ask you about a billion questions (really it's like 34) to make sure you're a good candidate to give blood.  It's very possible to never make it past the interview room.  Trust me, I've been rejected before.   One of the first things done is a quick finger prick to make sure your iron is high enough.  It has to reach a 12.5 on the scale (no idea what kind of measurement this is) and I've been low on several occasions.  This particular time I was a 13.4.  Oh yea!

After the finger prick, blood pressure, and heart rate check, come the questions.  Some samples?

--Do you weigh at least 110 pounds? --Have you been to the dentist recently?  (Must wait 3 days after an appointment - bacteria from your teeth can get into your blood stream if your gums are wounded.) --Have you traveled out of the country?  (Different countries have different restrictions.) --What medicines do you take? (An aspirin within the last 48 hours will get you rejected.) --Have you had any shots recently? --Do you have any open sores?  (I got kicked out from a mouth ulcer once.) --Have you gotten a tattoo in the last year?

There are also questions about diseases and illnesses that I've never heard of, questions about using drugs and needles, and questions about having relations with prostitutes.  Fun stuff.

If you pass all the questions, your left in the room by yourself with a piece of paper to circle Yes or No about whether or not you think your blood is good enough to be used on a patient.  After circling your answer, you fold your piece of paper, drop it in a box, and head out to the donor room.

The chairs are similar to dentist chairs, except bigger and comfier.  Each chair has its own tv and headphones and you can have an electric blanket draped over you (I always do) and pillows.   While I was in the interview room this past time, they told me they had met their quota of platelets for the day and asked if I would be willing to give whole blood.

A little info about the differences between giving platelets and whole blood:

--Whole blood is a much faster process.  When you give platelets, your blood comes out, spins in a machine to separate out the platelets, and then the blood is put back in.  The process repeats over and over - draw blood, put in - instead of drawing it all out and then putting it all back in. --When you give whole blood, you obviously don't get your blood back, which means its possible to feel puny - for lack of a better word - after giving. --A bag of whole blood is red; a bag of platelets is yellow.

I had only given whole blood one other time, and since I didn't eat a good meal afterwards like I was supposed to, I did end up getting really light-headed.  But I told the nurse I'd be willing to do whatever they needed so whole blood it was.  (They were originally going to try to get both platelets AND whole blood out of me before they realized they'd met their total for the day.  Wowza.)

My nurse helped me get situated and I got to work squeezing my stress ball.  I tried to give my veins a quick pep talk; I really didn't want to have to go through multiple needle pokes.

My pep talk must've worked because we were successful on the first try.  I was wearing a cream turtleneck that day and my nurse was kind enough to drape a cloth over it in case things got messy.  It's a good thing she did because my vein was so excited about its donation that it splattered a little when the needle went in.

Small splatter proof on the blue towel.  The white cloth is covering up the rest.  The blood's flowing now!

I filled up my bag in six minutes flat.  Impressive, right?  Once filled, the bag goes to the third floor so testing may be done.  It takes about three days before the blood is ready for a patient to receive it.  I gave permission for my blood to be used in research, and I think they were also going to see if it is a match for a particular patient.  If it is, I'll be called back to give platelets.

After everything was removed from my arm, my vein was still flowing so I had to apply pressure for a few minutes.  Finally, I got bandaged up!

Since I gave whole blood, I made sure to eat all of my snack (peanut butter cookies) and drink all of my drink (orange juice).  I didn't want to stand up too soon.

For giving a donation I received a free t-shirt.  Who doesn't love freebies?

Two last things to help explain the title of this post:

--Blood banks hurt for donations during the holidays.  Donors get caught up in the rush and hooplah of the season and forget that hospital operations don't take time off.  Some regular donors may also be traveling and unable to make their appointments.

--Statistically, more people are killed during the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays than any other time of the year.  Your blood donation could help save a life.

Now I know that giving blood isn't for everyone, but if you are one of the few that's able to donate, maybe you can find it in your heart (and veins) to give now.

(If you live near me and would like to visit the donor center I go to, I'll be glad to help you make an appointment.  I'll even go with you and hold your hand!)