Florida Bound

The first weekend in November, we took a long-weekend trip to Florida with my parents and I told you I didn't take any pictures.  Well, here's the thing:  I lied.  I did, in fact, take a whole slew of pictures, they just weren't of us living it up on the beach or lounging around our condo.  I didn't take any of those pictures because we didn't do any of those things. You see, we had a busy agenda.  We were there to look at properties, and look at properties is what we did.  We saw ten properties in one day, which may not sound like a lot but trust me, it took all day and got very exhausting.  The next day we went back and looked at the properties we liked from the day before.  We took pictures and crunched numbers and drove around neighborhoods and got ourselves psyched up about the possibility of owning our very own beach house.

I didn't show you pictures back in November because I couldn't, but now I'm ready.  Of all the houses we looked at that weekend, this is the one we fell in love with.

Apparently, at the time, I didn't feel the need to get a good shot of the front of the house.  This is the best I've got.

But this house, the one that we affectionately called Flip Flop, stole our hearts right away.  Even with it's drab green color, hideous chocolate brown trim, and lack of an actual "front" (the front door is located under that porch you see in the picture, which is the side of the house), we could see so much potential in it.

The inside needed lots of work, but it still had so much we loved.  Things like wide molding around the windows...

...an open and airy living room and dining room...

...and this cute little nook at the top of the stairs that would be the perfect setup for a mini kids playroom.

Sure, it had it's fair share of flaws, too.  The kitchen had been completely stripped of all of its appliances...

...and the third story loft had a rotted-out door.

There were flaws that would cost us a pretty penny to fix, too.  Things like the exterior paint colors, bathroom upgrades, and a hole or two in the sheet rock.  But that didn't bother us!  Nope, by the time we loaded up the car and hit the road on our way back home, we were already wearing our rose-colored glasses and had hearts twirling around our heads.  We were in L-O-V-E.

My mom and I had the whole house decorated by the time we pulled up in our driveway.  We were so excited about all the fun we were going to have at our new house!  Only one problem:  we didn't actually own the house yet.

Here's where I should back up a little.  This little adventure all started with my oldest brother, a commercial real estate banker.  Having done a little work in the Florida area, he convinced us all that the depressed housing market there was something we had to get in on and take advantage of.  This was the time!  Obviously, it didn't take much to sell me on the idea.  We were gonna buy a vacation house!  In Florida!  We would be able to go to the beach any time we wanted and walk around our cute neighborhood and holy cow, just think of how tan I was going to be this summer!  (!!!)

When we returned from our long-weekend vacation, we shared all of our pictures and findings and calculations with my brother and his wife and made them fall in love with Flip Flop too.  By the end of the week, we had put in our first offer on our family vacation home.

This is where things started going downhill.  You see, Flip Flop was listed as a short sale (meaning the house was listed at a price that was lower than what the owner still owed on it).  Without going into too many details, I'll say that "short sale" should be a four letter word.  Steer clear of them, my friends!  For three and a half months we rode the real estate roller coaster of "They accepted!" "They changed their mind!" "We got it!" "They want more money!" and so on.

After three and a half months and more than a couple false celebrations, we decided to throw in the towel.  If they wanted more money for our dear Flip Flop, they were just going to have to get it from someone else.

Don't worry, this story still has a happy ending.  During our roller coaster ride we got pretty tight with our realtor and also made some new builder friends.  We crunched numbers some more and decided we could still take advantage of this market, we'd just have to do it a different way.

And that thinking is what makes us the new proud owners of this:

Sure, there's no three story, drab green house standing there, but it's our very own lot!  In Florida!  That brush that you see there is aaaaaalllll ours and we couldn't be more thrilled about it.

And look - a palm tree!

Our little lot resides on this charming little brick street.

Sigh...those little hearts are twirling around my head again.  This girl's in looooove.

Obviously we have big, big plans for our lot.  We're hoping things might get started on those big plans sometime soon.  Until then, my mom and I are cleaning our furniture stores right and left.  More details about some of the deals we've gotten soon!

 

2011 Reading List

I didn't really make any real New Year's Resolution this year, but I did make a reading list.  Actually, People Magazine made it for me. You see, I got a new kindle for Christmas (which I love) and was looking for some new books to download and read.  While on the plane to visit Doc's folks for the holidays, I flipped through People Magazine's last issue for the year.  You know, the one where they sum up everything that happened that year and rank everything on their Best and Worst lists.  Alongside the Best Hair and Worst Dressed was their list of Top Ten Books from 2010.  Just like their movie list, I hadn't even heard of most of the list, let alone actually read any of them.  But I decided right then and there in my aisle seat that "ya know what? I'm going to read all of these books this year."  And that's the closest I got to any kind of resolution.

I've made a little bit of headway on the top ten list, but it's nowhere near complete.  I'm not gonna lie, some of them I dread reading.  But I'm gonna do it, dang it.  Maybe you'd like to read some of these with me?  I will try to come back and update this list as I finish reading each book.

[Everything in blue is straight from People Magazine.  They are not my words.]

Room by Emma Donoghue           It's a ripped-from-the-headlines scenario: Kidnapped and impregnated by her captor, the heroine of this mesmerizing novel must raise her son in a garden-shed prison.  Who could possibly relate?  The way the peerless Donoghue handles it, anyone who's ever loved a child.

Status:  Complete Verdict:  Good, but not great.  I enjoyed reading it even though there are some gross parts.  The story's told by a five-year-old so it was interesting seeing things from his perspective.

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot           A poor southern farmer, Lacks died of ovarian cancer in 1951.  Her tumor's unusually hardy cells, harvested for lab use, have helped lead to countless medical advances, yet her descendants remained too poor to buy health insurance.  Skloot's nuanced investigation is an eye-opener.

Status:  Complete Verdict:  A really good read, and educational.  It was like watching a really good documentary.  The book kinda flip-flops between the story of Henrietta's family and their lives now and the scientific research being conducted with her cells.

Freedom by Jonathan Franzen           Impressive and engrossing, Franzen's zeitgeist-capturing tale of love, family, and the search for meaning lived up to the considerable hype. 

Status:  Not Started

Life by Keith Richards           The much-anticipated memoir from rock and roll's Rasputin proved well worth the wait.  "Believe it or not, I remember everything," Richards declares, and so it seems, from the Rolling Stones' beginnings to his drug-fueled heyday (and beefs with Mick) to the lovely women along the way.  But it's his smarts and passion for music that shine most brightly; fan or not, you'll love him by the end. 

Status:  Complete Verdict:  For me, it was torture to get through.  I'm sure any avid Rolling Stones fan would find lots of it entertaining, but I have zero interest in sex, drugs, and rock and roll.  I felt like it was incredibly long and took forever to finish; I'm sure that's just because I wasn't into it.

I Remember Nothing by Nora Ephron           At 69, she's just two years older than Keith Richards, but to hear her tell it, Ephron's recall's far worse.  Luckily some synapses are still firing:  The follow-up to I Feel Bad About My Neck includes chapters on her youth and career and drily hilarious musings on the trials of aging.  If we have to grow old (and as they say, consider the alternative) there's no better guide.

Status:  Complete Verdict:  Meh.  Honestly?  I don't know how this ended up on the top ten list.  I didn't think it was that great.  It was about nothing at all and seemed like it could have been written by anyone.

A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan           Much was made of Egan's experiments with form in this inventive novel (there's an entire section written in PowerPoint).  But it's the characters-record exec Bennie, his assistant Sasha, his childhood friends and the poignancy of their shifting fates that make Goon Squad indelible.

Status:  Complete Verdict:  I was easily hooked from the first chapter, but midway through I lost interest.  I forged on, though, and by the end I was back into.  Each chapter is written from a different character's perspective, and the time periods jump around a lot.  There were a few chapters I coud've done without, mostly because I don't think they added to the story a whole lot.  I won't go into too many details in case anyone wants to read it, I'll just say it wrapped up nicely.

Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand           She was gathering information for her smash '01 bestseller Seabiscuit when she came across Louis Zamperini in the sports pages.  Intrigued, Hillenbrand made the Olympic runner and WWII prisoner-of-war-camp survivor her next project.  As painstakingly researched and evocative as its predecessor, Unbroken is a triumph. 

Status:  Complete Verdict:  LOVED this book.  I dreaded reading it because I'm not into history/war books, but my mother-in-law recommended it and told me I'd enjoy it, so I dove in.  Oh my gosh, it's so good.  You don't have to be into war stories to appreciate this true story.  Seriously, if you only read one from this list, pick Unbroken.

Just Kids by Patti Smith           Reading rocker Smith's account of her relationship with photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, it's hard not to believe in fate.  How else to explain the chance encounter that threw them together, allowing both to blossom?  Quirky and spellbinding. 

Status:  Gave up Verdict:  My kindle says I made it through 36% of the book, but I think my mind checked out around the 20% mark.  I could not get into this one at all!  Every sentence was chock-full of capitalized words that I didn't know - I'm assuming artists of all kinds of varieties.  I couldn't follow, or maybe I just didn't care.  Either way, I quit without finishing it which is something I rarely do.  I hate to give up on a book, but this one was torture for me.

Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1           Open this book to any page, and you'll happen upon a gem.  ("All over the world there seems to be a prejudice against the cab driver...")  Published on the 100th anniversary of Twain's death, as he stipulated, this memoir brings him gloriously alive. 

Status:  Not Started

One Day by David Nicholls           After a one-night hookup, newly minted college grads Emma and Dexter agree to meet on the same date, July 15, every year.  Will they end up together?  Their deliciously witty love story keeps you reading and looking forward to Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess in next year's movie. 

Status:  Complete Verdict:  Took a little while to get into, but then just like that, I was hooked.  I enjoyed it.  It didn't end the way I thought it would, so it was nice to have a little twist.  I think a movie is in the works...should be good.

As an Honorable Mention, People Magazine listed Stieg Larsson's Millennium crime trilogy (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest).  I plan on reading these, too.  Fun fact from People Mag:  Last summer (2010) the books from the trilogy were selling one per second in the U.S.  The books have sold 50 million copies worldwide, and a film starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara is in the books. 

So, have you read any on the list?  Which ones are going to be better than expected?  There are definitely a few I'm dreading...

A Meme

Lent = four posts per week.  I only made it to three last week.  I'm failing already. So today, I'm doing a silly little meme.  I have lots of real things to write about, I just don't have the pictures with me or the time at work to put my thoughts together.  Which means today has to be a filler post that will count as one of my four. 

[What's a meme?  I had to look it up.  In a nutshell, it's a list of questions from somewhere else that I'm copying and answering myself.  I found these on another blog.  Fellow blogging friends, feel free to steal it from me.]

Age:  28

Bed Size:  Queen

Chore You Hate:  Cleaning toilets, which is why I pay someone else to do it for me

Dogs: Lollipop, a maltipoo

Essential Start To Your Day:  Any cold drink - I don't like hot drinks in the morning

Favorite Color:  Green (for today anyway, it changes all the time)

Gold or Silver:  Silver

Height:  5'7"

Instruments You Play:  None currently, but used to play the flute and sorta the piano

Job Title:  Senior Regional Accountant

Kids: Two stepkids - Anna and Wyatt

Live:  In a 3 bedroom house in the South

Mom's Name:  Marcia

Nicknames:  Lucy

Overnight Hospital Stays:  Just one that I know of - when I was 15;  I was there for 3 days

Pet Peeve:  Too many to name them all - loud eaters/smackers, people who stand and talk in the middle of walkways, really bad grammar, coworkers who don't use headphones....

Quote From A Movie:  I run my unit how I run my unit.  You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances.  I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge, and make me nervous.  (Name that movie!)

Right or Left Handed:  Right for everything except cartwheels

Siblings:  Two older brothers - Nick and Ben

Time You Wake Up:  The alarm goes off at 6:20...

Underwear:  Yes

Vegetables You Dislike:  Mashed potatoes, corn, peas, peppers, onions, and many more

What Makes You Run Late:  Picking out and ironing my clothes

X-Rays You've Had:  Teeth, chest, wrist

Yummy Food You Make:  Desserts

Zoo Animal:  Monkeys, giraffes, elephants

Necklace Re-do

Back in August when we were in Greenwood, MS for a girls' weekend, my friend Sarah wore this cool necklace:

We all oohed and ahhed over it that weekend.  Sarah said she found it at a craft fair (I think) and while she really loved the idea of it, she didn't like that it had cheap beads in between the watch faces.  So, back in August, I offered to take it and revamp it a little and get rid of the plastic beads.

Here's a closer look.  The clear and silver beads in between each watch face are very cheap and very plastic.

I got right to work shortly after the trip to Greenwood.  I had decided to ditch the beads all together and hang each watch face from its own piece of chain.  I had several different chain types from my jewelry making days, so I also decided to use different colors and styles of chain.

The biggest watch face, pictured above, was centered on its section of chain.  The others I hung slightly off center so that instead of stacking up on top of each other, they'd lay side by side when the necklace was worn.  It was tedious work.  I counted links on each chain so that I could get my spacing right.  In my head, this new layout for the necklace was going to be awesome!

In reality?  Eww.

Yea, it looked bad.  Once I put it on to model it, I already knew it wasn't the awesomness that I had pictured in my head.  But if  I had had any doubts about it, Doc's reaction when he saw it solidified it.  This version of the necklace looked like part of an S&M outfit.  Not to mention that it tangled up after any slight movement.

So what'd I do?  I set it on a counter in our bedroom and walked away so I could think on it.  And there it sat.  And sat and sat and sat.  The cleaning ladies cleaned around it, Doc and I stacked stuff on top of it, and it just got more and more tangled up.

A few weeks ago I decided to clean out our built-in bookshelves and the counter the necklace was on.  I was tired of looking at it.  Since I knew I was going to be seeing Sarah again last week, it was time to try again.

This time, I strayed from the original length of the necklace and decided to make it long.  Instead of placing the biggest watch face in the middle like I previously had, this time I let it shine all on its own.  I put it on one side of the necklace by itself, and kept the four smaller ones together in a group.  I used a slightly bigger silver chain that I already had to attach them all together.

I forgot to take in-progress pictures.  Sorry.  But here's a shot (taken by Allison) of how the necklace looked when I finally gave it back to Sarah.

It may have taken me seven months (cue the "it's about time" jokes), but I think it turned out pretty cute.  I personally prefer long necklaces to shorter ones.  Hopefully Sarah does too and will get more wear out of it this way.

I was able to give the necklace to Sarah last Tuesday when we were both invited over to Allison's house for a birthday dinner.  You should read this post of Allison's to see the awesome six-layer birthday cake she made!

DIY: Book Page Wreath

Back in January, we had some friends over for a fondue night and to celebrate Sarah's birthday.  The meal was great, but unfortunately, due to the week's events, I completely forgot to get my friend a birthday gift.  D'oh!  Luckily, I had plans to see her last night so I could finally give her a gift.  I found the perfect gift for my gardening friend online...a Wine Bottle Plant Nanny.

The concept is simple - fill an empty wine bottle with water, place it upside down in the Plant Nanny, stick the Plant Nanny in your plant, and then just go about your business.  The Nanny takes care of watering your plants for you. 

(Both Plant Nanny images from Amazon.com.)

Awesome, right?  The only problem with this perfect gift is that it was sold out everywhere.  Geez! 

Feeling defeated in my hunt for the perfect gift, I decided maybe I should make something.  I do like to be crafty, afterall.  After finding this cute wreath online, the decision to go the crafty route was set in stone.  This would be perfect for my gardening nerdy book reader friend. 

(Image from Living With Lindsay.)

The best part was that I already had most of the supplies on hand.  I sent Doc to Michael's after work one day to grab a styrofoam wreath, and then I was all set.  I read the online tutorial one day at work and then just decided to wing it at home.  I'll show you how I did mine just in case you have any interest in making one for yourself.

The first thing I did (and this was not part of the tutorial) was wrap my styrofoam wreath.  I used leftover dropcloth fabric from this project since I already had it on hand. 

I did not even try to make it look pretty.  There was no need for perfection since you wouldn't be able to see it.  I just wanted to make sure the styrofoam was covered so it wouldn't disintegrate when I started putting hot glue all over it.

Next step: find the perfect book.  I wanted pages that weren't white-white and I didn't want a very wide book because I didn't want the pages on my wreath to stand up too tall. 

The winning book:

I have no idea why we have The Only Investment Guide You'll Ever Need on our shelf, but I'm pretty sure it was just collecting dust there.  Actually, I do remember that when Doc bought the house we live in I purchased a box of old books from a yard sale to help fill up the built-in bookshelves.  Maybe that's where it came from.

To make the pages look aged, I smeared brown craft paint on the edges of the book. 

The dried paint did make the pages stick together a little, but they were pretty easy to pull apart.  Just do it carefully and only one page at a time.  If you get overly excited about tearing out pages and try to do a handful of them at a time, you'll just end up ripping them all.  Trust me, I know.

Once the paint was dried and I had ripped out a handful of pages, it was time to start gluing them to my wreath.  The first layer actually got glued to the back.  I just folded and rolled the pages different ways (but without creasing the folds), loaded them up with hot glue on the bottom edge, and stuck them down along the perimeter of the back of my wreath.

Here's how it looked from the front once I flipped it over.

To glue on the remaining rows of pages, I had to fold a little ledge on each rolled page to create a surface to put the glue on.  I folded it like so:

I glued the next row of pages down as close to the base row as I could get.

Here's how it was looking after two rows - the base row on the back and one row on the front - had been glued down.

Then was when I realized I had a big, big problem.  I was already on page 101 of my 170-page book, which meant that I'd already used 59% of my pages and was definitely not 59% finished covering my wreath.  Uh-oh.

So, back to the bookshelves I went, this time searching for a book that was similar in width and in color to my Investment book.  Here's where you should learn from my mistake by either choosing a very thick, fat book to use or having two matching books on hand from the get-go.  

Luckily, Sandra Brown came through for me and was able to lend a hand with her Tempest In Eden.  (I'm hoping this was another yard-sale purchase and not a book that Doc had in his collection.) 

Now, even though I still had a few Investment pages left to use, I decided to go ahead and switch over to the Tempest In Eden.  While the color of the pages were definitely close, there was still just a slight difference.  I wanted to be able to work my remaining Investment pages in later, so I saved them. 

Off I went, rolling, folding, and gluing my pages.  After a while, my wreath was beginning to shape up.

For the last row of pages in the center of the wreath, I did not fold the pages.  Instead, I glued them down just like I did the base row, except these were glued to the inside of the wreath form.  I liked that the height of them was a little bit lower than the other pages - it made the wreath look a little curved. 

Here's how the wreath looked at this point, with all the rows glued down.

The wreath looked fine at this point and it would be totally fine to stop there.  I had decided, though, that I wanted my wreath to be really thick and full, so I decided to fill in some of the holes that you can see.

This is where those leftover Investment pages came in handy.  I used every last page of Tempest In Eden  to complete the rows and so I wanted to sprinkle in the Investment pages (and their slightly darker color) throughout the wreath. 

For this step, I was not going to be folding down the end of the page to make a shelf to glue to.  But, I didn't want these pages to stick up further than the other ones (that were shorter due to the fold).  So, I rolled them up like the others...

...and then cut off about the same amount that I folded down on the other pages.  Then I smothered all sides of the end in hot glue.

To add it to the wreath, I just found a hole and slid it right in.  It glued itself to the base of the wreath and to other pages.

I was ok with the page unrolling a little bit so that it would fill in the gap.

I'll be honest, I'm a little OCD and can be a perfectionist about things, so I spent a loooong time filling gaps.  Plus, I wanted to use up all of my pages.  Why not, right? 

After all my pages had been glued down, I decided to clean up the back a little by covering it with another piece of dropcloth fabric.  Here's where you can learn from me again - trace your styrofoam wreath BEFORE you start gluing pages to it.  I obviously did not think to do that and just kinda had to wing it.  I traced a couple plates and then trimmed down my circle to fit.  Then, I just glued it to the back using more hot glue.

For the last step, I created a hook to easily hang the wreath.  I used a small piece of ribbon and glued it together like this:

Then I hot glued it and pinned it onto the wreath.

Finally, my wreath was complete.  Yay!

Here's an iPhone photo of it in the daylight so you can kinda see the different page colors.

I'm very pleased with the way it turned out.  I have to admit, I was tempted to just keep it for myself.  But, I guess I can always make another one, right?  Hopefully it will find a good spot to hang in Sarah's home. 

Here are some different versions of book page wreaths I've found online.

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Obviously I'm biased, but I like the way mine looks the best! :)  Happy very-late birthday, S!